you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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