THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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