I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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