I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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