OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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