No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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