Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I need to calm my uterus...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize