too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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