yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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