break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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