I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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