I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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