Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
She even gives head with a lisp.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
