i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
It's just like the Real World with babies
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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