no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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