Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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