EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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