therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It's Friday. Sex?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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