this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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