I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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