we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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