There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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