you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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