There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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