Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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