Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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