brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I FOUND THE LEGS
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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