Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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