I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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