they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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