I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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