She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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