I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
did you just send me my own nude
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
