So gin and wine won't be happening again
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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