Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
worst night to have a conscience
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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