I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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