You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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