and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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