Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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