3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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