no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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