Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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