***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
