Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I want her autograph on my taint
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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