I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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