rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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