Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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