just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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