I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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