her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
only you would photoshop your dick
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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