my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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