I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
