Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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